How to get a shag

[MyUserName]

No news there. It's a fair cop Guv' (innit).

Wrong thread, being a pedant belongs in the 'how not to get a shag' one.

[bless 'em all]

Be me

Fire your cleaner.

Or get married.

[TykeMerc]

Pedant alert!

We got ourselves a pedant here people!

Watch out!

No news there. It's a fair cop Guv' (innit).

[TykeMerc]

Where a full suit of polished plate armour
Win medieval combat tournaments

If you want women throwing themselves at you in groups - win jousting tournaments.

Maybe learn English 1st if after English girls, mind you with your txtspk generation using the right words probably is a turnoff, innit?

[KentPhilip]

Be me

[KentPhilip]

Some good links here:

How to Talk to Girls in a Captivating Way - Daygame.com
PUA Training - YouTube

Not that I claim to be any good, of course..

[MyUserName]

Um. Rightio!

Yep, I was in the czech republic last month when a pretty young lady sat next to me in the bar and as we were chatting I asked her if she was coming to the parade the next day. She patted my thigh and replied 'depends where I am sleeping'. I am guessing she missed the wedding ring so I had to excuse myself to buy a round.

[scooterscot]

be hetrosexual

[MarillionFan]

Be a scouser

Ftfy

[EternalOptimist]

How not to get a shag

Be a fella