How to get a shag

[MaryPoppins]

In my experience of course...

Play;

Whatever current smoochie hit on guitar
...

[scooterscot]

That would be a first. Ever

Your still a virgin?

[kingcook]

be a bird

...wearing lycra leggings with G-strings.

[Cliphead]

Or just listen to what they have to say

That would be a first. Ever

[kingcook]

Add yer own...

Have a shower, then hand over £150.

[scooterscot]

Or just listen to what they have to say

[EternalOptimist]

In my experience of course...

Play;

Spanish guitar
Hyperspeed tenor banjo
Bluegrass mandolin (marginal)
Whatever current smoochie hit on guitar

........

Bulgari Aqua
Chanel Anteus
Write her a tune
Have it performed by a major orchestra
Find it quickly and well...

Cook
Wash up
Pay for everything
Loads more

Add yer own...

be a bird

[Cliphead]

In my experience of course...

Play;

Spanish guitar
Hyperspeed tenor banjo
Bluegrass mandolin (marginal)
Whatever current smoochie hit on guitar

........

Bulgari Aqua
Chanel Anteus
Write her a tune
Have it performed by a major orchestra
Find it quickly and well...

Cook
Wash up
Pay for everything
Loads more

Add yer own...