I find that just being good looking, ripped and with a huge cock works just fine thanks.
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Listen Clippers, Jimi Hendrix* could whop his guitar out after a meal at the Harvester and I'd still tell him oi, Hendrix - no.Originally posted by Cliphead View PostOf course you've never been in the company of a professional
*alive JimPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
may your hands always be busy
may your feet always be swift
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may you stay, forever young(\__/)
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just listening to MaltLoaf
he's like meatloaf. but a bit more fruity(\__/)
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Wear a full suit of polished plate armour
Win medieval combat tournaments
If you want women throwing themselves at you in groups - win jousting tournaments.Comment
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AMEX at the Thai massage parlourOriginally posted by Cliphead View Post"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Um. Rightio!Originally posted by MyUserName View PostPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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How not to get a shag
Be a fella(\__/)
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FtfyOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View PostWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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