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    #11
    I find that just being good looking, ripped and with a huge cock works just fine thanks.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #12
      Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
      Of course you've never been in the company of a professional
      Listen Clippers, Jimi Hendrix* could whop his guitar out after a meal at the Harvester and I'd still tell him oi, Hendrix - no.

      *alive Jim
      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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        #13
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
        Listen Clippers, Jimi Hendrix* could whop his guitar out after a meal at the Harvester and I'd still tell him oi, Hendrix - no.

        *alive Jim
        One bad (Jimmi), The Experience...
        Me, me, me...

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          #14
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
          Listen Clippers, Jimi Hendrix* could whop his guitar out after a meal at the Harvester and I'd still tell him oi, Hendrix - no.

          *alive Jim


          may your hands always be busy
          may your feet always be swift
          ...
          may you stay, forever young
          (\__/)
          (>'.'<)
          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #15
            just listening to MaltLoaf

            he's like meatloaf. but a bit more fruity
            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #16
              Wear a full suit of polished plate armour
              Win medieval combat tournaments

              If you want women throwing themselves at you in groups - win jousting tournaments.
              "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

              https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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                #17
                Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
                In my experience of course...

                Play;

                Spanish guitar
                Hyperspeed tenor banjo
                Bluegrass mandolin (marginal)
                Whatever current smoochie hit on guitar

                ........

                Bulgari Aqua
                Chanel Anteus
                Write her a tune
                Have it performed by a major orchestra
                Find it quickly and well...

                Cook
                Wash up
                Pay for everything
                Loads more

                Add yer own...
                AMEX at the Thai massage parlour
                "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
                  Wear a full suit of polished plate armour
                  Win medieval combat tournaments

                  If you want women throwing themselves at you in groups - win jousting tournaments.
                  Um. Rightio!
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                    #19
                    How not to get a shag

                    Be a fella
                    (\__/)
                    (>'.'<)
                    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                      Be a scouser
                      Ftfy
                      What happens in General, stays in General.
                      You know what they say about assumptions!

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