Most people aren't shagging as much as you think they are.
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How to get a shag
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For a rough shag, roll your own cig:
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Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
Maybe learn English 1st if after English girls, mind you with your txtspk generation using the right words probably is a turnoff, innit?
Innit.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by Cliphead View PostIn my experience of course...
Play;
Spanish guitar
Hyperspeed tenor banjo
Bluegrass mandolin (marginal)
Whatever current smoochie hit on guitar
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Bulgari Aqua
Chanel Anteus
Write her a tune
Have it performed by a major orchestra
Find it quickly and well...
Cook
Wash up
Pay for everything
Loads more
Add yer own...Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostMost people aren't shagging as much as you think they are.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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