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    #21
    be hetrosexual
    "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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      #22
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
      Um. Rightio!
      Yep, I was in the czech republic last month when a pretty young lady sat next to me in the bar and as we were chatting I asked her if she was coming to the parade the next day. She patted my thigh and replied 'depends where I am sleeping'. I am guessing she missed the wedding ring so I had to excuse myself to buy a round.
      "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

      https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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        #23
        Some good links here:

        How to Talk to Girls in a Captivating Way - Daygame.com
        PUA Training - YouTube

        Not that I claim to be any good, of course..

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          #24
          Be me

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            #25
            Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
            Where a full suit of polished plate armour
            Win medieval combat tournaments

            If you want women throwing themselves at you in groups - win jousting tournaments.



            Maybe learn English 1st if after English girls, mind you with your txtspk generation using the right words probably is a turnoff, innit?

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              #26
              Originally posted by Jeff Maginty
              Pedant alert!

              We got ourselves a pedant here people!

              Watch out!
              No news there. It's a fair cop Guv' (innit).

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                #27
                Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
                Be me
                Fire your cleaner.

                Or get married.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
                  No news there. It's a fair cop Guv' (innit).
                  Wrong thread, being a pedant belongs in the 'how not to get a shag' one.
                  "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

                  https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
                    Wrong thread, being a pedant belongs in the 'how not to get a shag' one.

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                      #30
                      How to get a shag

                      With a hood and a small lassoo on Orkney by the looks of it.

                      What happens in General, stays in General.
                      You know what they say about assumptions!

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