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How to get a shag
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"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain -
Yep, I was in the czech republic last month when a pretty young lady sat next to me in the bar and as we were chatting I asked her if she was coming to the parade the next day. She patted my thigh and replied 'depends where I am sleeping'. I am guessing she missed the wedding ring so I had to excuse myself to buy a round.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostUm. Rightio!Comment
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Some good links here:
How to Talk to Girls in a Captivating Way - Daygame.com
PUA Training - YouTube
Not that I claim to be any good, of course..Comment
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Originally posted by MyUserName View PostWhere a full suit of polished plate armour
Win medieval combat tournaments
If you want women throwing themselves at you in groups - win jousting tournaments.

Maybe learn English 1st if after English girls, mind you with your txtspk generation using the right words probably is a turnoff, innit?Comment
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No news there. It's a fair cop Guv' (innit).Originally posted by Jeff MagintyPedant alert!
We got ourselves a pedant here people!
Watch out!Comment
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Wrong thread, being a pedant belongs in the 'how not to get a shag' one.Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostNo news there. It's a fair cop Guv' (innit).Comment
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Originally posted by MyUserName View PostWrong thread, being a pedant belongs in the 'how not to get a shag' one.
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How to get a shag
With a hood and a small lassoo on Orkney by the looks of it.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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