I find that just being good looking, ripped and with a huge cock works just fine thanks.
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Originally posted by Cliphead View PostOf course you've never been in the company of a professional
*alive JimPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostListen Clippers, Jimi Hendrix* could whop his guitar out after a meal at the Harvester and I'd still tell him oi, Hendrix - no.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostListen Clippers, Jimi Hendrix* could whop his guitar out after a meal at the Harvester and I'd still tell him oi, Hendrix - no.
*alive Jim
may your hands always be busy
may your feet always be swift
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may you stay, forever young(\__/)
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just listening to MaltLoaf
he's like meatloaf. but a bit more fruity(\__/)
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Wear a full suit of polished plate armour
Win medieval combat tournaments
If you want women throwing themselves at you in groups - win jousting tournaments.Comment
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Originally posted by Cliphead View PostIn my experience of course...
Play;
Spanish guitar
Hyperspeed tenor banjo
Bluegrass mandolin (marginal)
Whatever current smoochie hit on guitar
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Bulgari Aqua
Chanel Anteus
Write her a tune
Have it performed by a major orchestra
Find it quickly and well...
Cook
Wash up
Pay for everything
Loads more
Add yer own..."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Originally posted by MyUserName View PostWear a full suit of polished plate armour
Win medieval combat tournaments
If you want women throwing themselves at you in groups - win jousting tournaments.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostBe a scouserWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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