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    How to get a shag

    In my experience of course...

    Play;

    Spanish guitar
    Hyperspeed tenor banjo
    Bluegrass mandolin (marginal)
    Whatever current smoochie hit on guitar

    ........

    Bulgari Aqua
    Chanel Anteus
    Write her a tune
    Have it performed by a major orchestra
    Find it quickly and well...

    Cook
    Wash up
    Pay for everything
    Loads more

    Add yer own...
    Me, me, me...

    #2
    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    In my experience of course...

    Play;

    Spanish guitar
    Hyperspeed tenor banjo
    Bluegrass mandolin (marginal)
    Whatever current smoochie hit on guitar

    ........

    Bulgari Aqua
    Chanel Anteus
    Write her a tune
    Have it performed by a major orchestra
    Find it quickly and well...

    Cook
    Wash up
    Pay for everything
    Loads more

    Add yer own...

    be a bird
    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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      #3
      Or just listen to what they have to say
      "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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        #4
        Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
        Add yer own...
        Have a shower, then hand over £150.
        Contracting: more of the money, less of the sh1t

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          #5
          Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
          Or just listen to what they have to say
          That would be a first. Ever
          Me, me, me...

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            #6
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            be a bird
            ...wearing lycra leggings with G-strings.
            Contracting: more of the money, less of the sh1t

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              #7
              Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
              That would be a first. Ever
              Your still a virgin?
              "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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                #8
                Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
                In my experience of course...

                Play;

                Whatever current smoochie hit on guitar
                ...
                Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                  Of course you've never been in the company of a professional
                  Me, me, me...

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                    #10
                    A tangent here.


                    When I was a lad, it quickly became apparent that the birds had something. The blokes would try every trick in the book to get it off them. get them pissed, flattery, pay them , etc

                    Now I am pretty sure, that in other times and places, it has been the other way around, and birds were hot in persuit of the fells.


                    why the fck oh lord, have you condemned me to live here and now ?
                    (\__/)
                    (>'.'<)
                    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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