The best feeling in the world

**Flubster** · 20 April 2010, 06:57

Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post

1. Emptying your bowels when you really, really need to go

Having had a stomach bug since Sunday afternoon, I can definately say WHS+58....

**Gibbon** · 20 April 2010, 07:06

Better than emptying your balls ?

Strange pleasures........

**churkus** · 28 April 2010, 10:57

Originally posted by Gibbon View Post

Better than emptying your balls ?

Strange pleasures........

1. Emptying your bowels when you really, really need to go & emptying your balls simultaneously

**HairyArsedBloke** · 28 April 2010, 11:06

Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post

1. Emptying your bowels when you really, really need to go

Aye.

**DaveB** · 28 April 2010, 11:08

Being able to fart with confidence.

**DaveB** · 28 April 2010, 11:09

The worst feeling being emptying bowels in said manner and clenching half way through without meaning to. 20 mins and half a roll of bog paper to sort it out.

**moorfield** · 28 April 2010, 13:24

Originally posted by churkus View Post

1. Emptying your bowels when you really, really need to go & emptying your balls simultaneously

Just emptying your balls.

**NotAllThere** · 29 April 2010, 07:14

Originally posted by DaveB View Post

The worst feeling being emptying bowels in said manner and clenching half way through without meaning to. 20 mins and half a roll of bog paper to sort it out.

That's when you need a bidet.

**Lumiere** · 29 April 2010, 08:59

Originally posted by zeitghost

Pressure washer.

pleasure washer

The best feeling in the world