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original PM replied

29 April 2010, 10:26
Originally posted by Lumiere View Post

pleasure washer

sand blaster
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Lumiere replied

29 April 2010, 08:59
Originally posted by zeitghost

Pressure washer.

pleasure washer
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NotAllThere replied

29 April 2010, 07:14
Originally posted by DaveB View Post

The worst feeling being emptying bowels in said manner and clenching half way through without meaning to. 20 mins and half a roll of bog paper to sort it out.

That's when you need a bidet.
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moorfield replied

28 April 2010, 13:24
Originally posted by churkus View Post

1. Emptying your bowels when you really, really need to go & emptying your balls simultaneously

Just emptying your balls.
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DaveB replied

28 April 2010, 11:09
The worst feeling being emptying bowels in said manner and clenching half way through without meaning to. 20 mins and half a roll of bog paper to sort it out.
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DaveB replied

28 April 2010, 11:08
Being able to fart with confidence.
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HairyArsedBloke replied

28 April 2010, 11:06
Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post

1. Emptying your bowels when you really, really need to go

Aye.
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churkus replied

28 April 2010, 10:57
Originally posted by Gibbon View Post

Better than emptying your balls ?

Strange pleasures........

1. Emptying your bowels when you really, really need to go & emptying your balls simultaneously
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Gibbon replied

20 April 2010, 07:06
Better than emptying your balls ?

Strange pleasures........
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Flubster replied

20 April 2010, 06:57
Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post

1. Emptying your bowels when you really, really need to go

Having had a stomach bug since Sunday afternoon, I can definately say WHS+58....
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ChimpMaster started a topic The best feeling in the world

20 April 2010, 06:55
The best feeling in the world

1. Emptying your bowels when you really, really need to go
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