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    The best feeling in the world

    1. Emptying your bowels when you really, really need to go

    #2
    Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post
    1. Emptying your bowels when you really, really need to go
    Having had a stomach bug since Sunday afternoon, I can definately say WHS+58....
    Illegitimus non carborundum est!

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      #3
      Better than emptying your balls ?

      Strange pleasures........
      But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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        #4
        Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
        Better than emptying your balls ?

        Strange pleasures........
        1. Emptying your bowels when you really, really need to go & emptying your balls simultaneously

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          #5
          Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post
          1. Emptying your bowels when you really, really need to go

          Aye.
          How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

          Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
          Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

          "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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            #6
            Being able to fart with confidence.
            "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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              #7
              The worst feeling being emptying bowels in said manner and clenching half way through without meaning to. 20 mins and half a roll of bog paper to sort it out.
              "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                #8
                Originally posted by churkus View Post
                1. Emptying your bowels when you really, really need to go & emptying your balls simultaneously

                Just emptying your balls.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                  The worst feeling being emptying bowels in said manner and clenching half way through without meaning to. 20 mins and half a roll of bog paper to sort it out.
                  That's when you need a bidet.
                  Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by zeitghost
                    Pressure washer.
                    pleasure washer

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