1. Emptying your bowels when you really, really need to go
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Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post1. Emptying your bowels when you really, really need to goIllegitimus non carborundum est! -
Better than emptying your balls ?
Strange pleasures........But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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Originally posted by Gibbon View PostBetter than emptying your balls ?
Strange pleasures........Comment
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Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post1. Emptying your bowels when you really, really need to go
Aye.How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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Being able to fart with confidence."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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The worst feeling being emptying bowels in said manner and clenching half way through without meaning to. 20 mins and half a roll of bog paper to sort it out."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by churkus View Post1. Emptying your bowels when you really, really need to go & emptying your balls simultaneously
Just emptying your balls.
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostThe worst feeling being emptying bowels in said manner and clenching half way through without meaning to. 20 mins and half a roll of bog paper to sort it out.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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