Why Didn't Anyone Tell Me?

[MaryPoppins]

..that it is Drive Like A MORON Day?

Seriously.

On a relatively short journey to Tesco at lunchtime, I was cut up twice, and had four people try to pull out on me.

The icing on the cake - NAY, the CHERRY ON THE ICING OF THE CAKE, was having a Ford Fiesta reverse into the back of me while I was stationary.

Sighing and getting out of my car, I was confronted by an old man tutting at me, and telling me I had reversed into him. I explained to him that his version of events was MAGICAL whereas mine was factual.

Unfortunately, a few bad days mushed up with some extreme tiredness meant I only just managed to stop short of ripping his head off and pooping down his neck.

Sorry if I sound like Wilmslow, need somewhere to rant.

Over and out.

[NotAllThere]

...
Unfortunately, a few bad days mushed up with some extreme tiredness meant I only just managed to stop short of ripping his head off and pooping down his neck. ...

If you were feeling tired, you really shouldn't have made the effort to restrain yourself ...

[MaryPoppins]

If you were feeling tired, you really shouldn't have made the effort to restrain yourself ...

I know! He should have appreciated that, not stood there with his gob flapping like a fish.

Also, I thought you were female. Are you?

[NotAllThere]

...Also, I thought you were female. Are you?

No. Where did this idea come from?

[The Wikir Man]

No. Where did this idea come from?

Troll suggested that the new mods were all female (it was pointed out that RH isn't, but no-one commented on you one way or the other). Then you made a comment about "having hair like that" in tay's video of cojak and NAT thread.

HTH.

[DaveB]

No. Where did this idea come from?

Possibly Here

My mind keeps wandering back to NotAllThere and Cojak both inside the one uniform.

Most likely patent leather thigh-length stiletto jackboots, trim black basque, high peaked cap, riding crop.

Here

You Guys...

You're right about standing while in tight leather jeans though, you can't afford to stretch them by sitting down.

You'd end up looking like scooterscott.

(He's not around at the moment, is he?)

Or here.

I can't possibly comment on my thoughts about that.

[MaryPoppins]

Yes! All of that! And then people call you Nat!

I imagined you looked a bit like the actress who played Lisa in Eastenders a while back. Dunno why.

[cojak]

<snigger...>

[MaryPoppins]

<snigger...>

I build up a picture of people. Now everything has gone wobbly.

[cojak]

Not sniggering at you Mary.

Just the thought of Nat being a girl.

<snigger>