Series 3 - Week1 - The New Team
INTRO - MODERATORS FORUM
SCOTSPINE IS LOOKING GRIZZLED & SITTING IN AN OLD WORN ARMCHAIR IN THE CORNER OF THE ROOM, GLASS OF BELLS WHISKY IN HAND AND STARING LONGINGLY AT A PICTURE OF FERRET.
NOTALLTHERE & COJAK ARE STANDING NEAR MIRROR CHECKING OUT THEIR UNIFORM, WHILE REALITYHACK IS LYING ON THE CHEZ LOUNGE TOYING WITH HIS SILK SCARF AND DRINKING A RED BULL
COJAK
'Well that was a tough first week, but I think we've got the hang of it?'
Notallthere
'Yes, few PM's, a few infractions & a Banning, I think they know who's in charge'
REALITYHACK NODs APPROVINGLY RUBBING HIS HANDS THROUGH HIS HAIR
SCOTSPINE
'Aghhh. Banning's too good for them, in mine & Ferrets day we would have rounded them up and put them against the wall & shot them. Ah!'
COJAK AND NOTALL SMILE KNOWINGLY
SUDDENLY ADMIN ENTERS THE ROOM
ADMIN
'Morning Troops. How goes it?' AND SWIFTLY MOVES TOWARDS HIS OFFICE DOOR CLUTCHING A BAG FROM GREGGS
SCOTSPINE - GRUMBLING
'Bollocks'
ADMIN
'Right team, I've decided to clear up General. No more news threads, no more SKA and definitely no more What I had for Lunch threads!'
'Right, I'm off to my office. Mmmmm. Tuna & Mayo on brown today.Mmmmm'
SCOTSPINE - GRUMBLES
END
NEXT WEEK ON THE MODERATORS, REALITY HACK HAS A BAD DAY AT THE BANK, MISTAKES HIS RED BULL FOR SCOTSPINE'S BELLS WHISKY AND BANS ADMIN, WHILE COJAK MAKES A FAUX PAS ABOUT SUCKING A LOLLIPOP IN THE ACCOUNTANCY THREAD.
INTRO - MODERATORS FORUM
SCOTSPINE IS LOOKING GRIZZLED & SITTING IN AN OLD WORN ARMCHAIR IN THE CORNER OF THE ROOM, GLASS OF BELLS WHISKY IN HAND AND STARING LONGINGLY AT A PICTURE OF FERRET.
NOTALLTHERE & COJAK ARE STANDING NEAR MIRROR CHECKING OUT THEIR UNIFORM, WHILE REALITYHACK IS LYING ON THE CHEZ LOUNGE TOYING WITH HIS SILK SCARF AND DRINKING A RED BULL
COJAK
'Well that was a tough first week, but I think we've got the hang of it?'
Notallthere
'Yes, few PM's, a few infractions & a Banning, I think they know who's in charge'
REALITYHACK NODs APPROVINGLY RUBBING HIS HANDS THROUGH HIS HAIR
SCOTSPINE
'Aghhh. Banning's too good for them, in mine & Ferrets day we would have rounded them up and put them against the wall & shot them. Ah!'
COJAK AND NOTALL SMILE KNOWINGLY
SUDDENLY ADMIN ENTERS THE ROOM
ADMIN
'Morning Troops. How goes it?' AND SWIFTLY MOVES TOWARDS HIS OFFICE DOOR CLUTCHING A BAG FROM GREGGS
SCOTSPINE - GRUMBLING
'Bollocks'
ADMIN
'Right team, I've decided to clear up General. No more news threads, no more SKA and definitely no more What I had for Lunch threads!'
'Right, I'm off to my office. Mmmmm. Tuna & Mayo on brown today.Mmmmm'
SCOTSPINE - GRUMBLES
END
NEXT WEEK ON THE MODERATORS, REALITY HACK HAS A BAD DAY AT THE BANK, MISTAKES HIS RED BULL FOR SCOTSPINE'S BELLS WHISKY AND BANS ADMIN, WHILE COJAK MAKES A FAUX PAS ABOUT SUCKING A LOLLIPOP IN THE ACCOUNTANCY THREAD.
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