This weeks episode of the Moderators

[Pondlife]

Can't wait for next weeks episode now.

[ASB]

Um "CHEZ LOUNGE"

[MarillionFan]

Talk about art immitating life.

This weeks episode. Scotspine drinks too much whisky and rants over the board while the other mods sip champagne at the Cuk party!

Wow!

[cojak]

I would have said something, but MF was saved by an 's'...

[NotAllThere]

My mind keeps wandering back to NotAllThere and Cojak both inside the one uniform.

I can't possibly comment on my thoughts about that.

[cojak]

You Guys...

You're right about standing while in tight leather jeans though, you can't afford to stretch them by sitting down.

You'd end up looking like scooterscott.

(He's not around at the moment, is he?)

[MarillionFan]

My mind keeps wandering back to NotAllThere and Cojak both inside the one uniform.

Most likely patent leather thigh-length stiletto jackboots, trim black basque, high peaked cap, riding crop.

What a thought. Should have read

COJAK AND NOTALLTHERE ARE STANDING NEAR THE MIRROR CHECKING OUT THEIR FIGURES IN THEIR NEW TIGHT BLACK LEATHER UNIFORMS.

MEANWHILE REALITYHACK IS LYING NAKED ON THE SOFA

REALITYHACK

'Smuggling peanuts, ladies?'

[RichardCranium]

NOTALLTHERE & COJAK ARE STANDING NEAR MIRROR CHECKING OUT THEIR UNIFORM

My mind keeps wandering back to NotAllThere and Cojak both inside the one uniform.

Most likely patent leather thigh-length stiletto jackboots, trim black basque, high peaked cap, riding crop.

[Zippy]

Week 3

Wilmslow posts his latest woes

<<< canned laughter in the mods tea room >>>

[cojak]

Mmmm, uniform...

[RichardCranium]

[cojak]

And Whoosh!

[DimPrawn]

rearrange this sentence

more really out need you get to.

HTH

[MarillionFan]

Series 3 - Week1 - The New Team

INTRO - MODERATORS FORUM

SCOTSPINE IS LOOKING GRIZZLED & SITTING IN AN OLD WORN ARMCHAIR IN THE CORNER OF THE ROOM, GLASS OF BELLS WHISKY IN HAND AND STARING LONGINGLY AT A PICTURE OF FERRET.

NOTALLTHERE & COJAK ARE STANDING NEAR MIRROR CHECKING OUT THEIR UNIFORM, WHILE REALITYHACK IS LYING ON THE CHEZ LOUNGE TOYING WITH HIS SILK SCARF AND DRINKING A RED BULL

COJAK
'Well that was a tough first week, but I think we've got the hang of it?'

Notallthere

'Yes, few PM's, a few infractions & a Banning, I think they know who's in charge'

REALITYHACK NODs APPROVINGLY RUBBING HIS HANDS THROUGH HIS HAIR

SCOTSPINE

'Aghhh. Banning's too good for them, in mine & Ferrets day we would have rounded them up and put them against the wall & shot them. Ah!'

COJAK AND NOTALL SMILE KNOWINGLY

SUDDENLY ADMIN ENTERS THE ROOM

ADMIN
'Morning Troops. How goes it?' AND SWIFTLY MOVES TOWARDS HIS OFFICE DOOR CLUTCHING A BAG FROM GREGGS

SCOTSPINE - GRUMBLING

'Bollocks'

ADMIN

'Right team, I've decided to clear up General. No more news threads, no more SKA and definitely no more What I had for Lunch threads!'

'Right, I'm off to my office. Mmmmm. Tuna & Mayo on brown today.Mmmmm'

SCOTSPINE - GRUMBLES

END

NEXT WEEK ON THE MODERATORS, REALITY HACK HAS A BAD DAY AT THE BANK, MISTAKES HIS RED BULL FOR SCOTSPINE'S BELLS WHISKY AND BANS ADMIN, WHILE COJAK MAKES A FAUX PAS ABOUT SUCKING A LOLLIPOP IN THE ACCOUNTANCY THREAD.