Why Didn't Anyone Tell Me?

[The Wikir Man]

Well, if you must. But I'd be happier being portrayed as a Panto dame.

Oh no you wouldn't!

[NotAllThere]

Oh yes I would.

[MarillionFan]

Oh yes I would.

He's behind you!!

[RichardCranium]

NAT, NAT
NAT I can almost remember their funny faces
That time you told them you were going to Godlike soon
And NAT I thought the only lonely place was the moon

NAT NAT NAT

NAT was your ferret as bold as the sergeant major
How come he told you that you were hardly old enough yet
And NAT I thought the Moderator was a lady suffragette

NAT NAT NAT

Ah Mater want NAT to always love me
Ah Mater want NAT to always love me
Ah Mater... much later
NAT

And NAT I thought the Moderator was a lady suffragette
NAT NAT

NAT with the wind in your hair
Of a thousand bannings
Climb on the back and we'll go for a ride in the sky
And NAT I thought the Moderator was a little lady suffragette

NAT-NAT-NAT
And NAT you know I thought you was a little lady suffragette
NAT
A little lady
Our little lady... Yes

[administrator]

I thought NAT was a lady too. Is it too late to change my mind on who I appointed? I feel cheated

[EternalOptimist]

NAT, NAT
NAT I can almost remember their funny faces
That time you told them you were going to Godlike soon
And NAT I thought the only lonely place was the moon

NAT NAT NAT

NAT was your ferret as bold as the sergeant major
How come he told you that you were hardly old enough yet
And NAT I thought the Moderator was a lady suffragette

NAT NAT NAT

Ah Mater want NAT to always love me
Ah Mater want NAT to always love me
Ah Mater... much later
NAT

And NAT I thought the Moderator was a lady suffragette
NAT NAT

NAT with the wind in your hair
Of a thousand bannings
Climb on the back and we'll go for a ride in the sky
And NAT I thought the Moderator was a little lady suffragette

NAT-NAT-NAT
And NAT you know I thought you was a little lady suffragette
NAT
A little lady
Our little lady... Yes

hehe heh. good. v good

[MarillionFan]

I thought NAT was a lady too. Is it too late to change my mind on who I appointed? I feel cheated

I bet that was a shock when you walked in to the Moderators washroom!

[Zippy]

I thought NAT was a lady too. Is it too late to change my mind on who I appointed? I feel cheated

Yes. Don't be so 'ist'. The board is full of laydeez, as I'm sure you know.

[NotAllThere]

NAT, NAT
NAT I can almost remember their funny faces
That time you told them you were going to Godlike soon
And NAT I thought the only lonely place was the moon

...

Too kind.

[DaveB]

Yes. Don't be so 'ist'. The board is full of laydeez, as I'm sure you know.

Title change for for him?

"Honorary Laydee" perhaps