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    #162991
    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    Dark ages?

    Sounds more like prison...
    At least they have phones in prison!
    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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      #162992
      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
      Seen it. It was rubbish.

      The prequel, Sheila Does Shish, now that was another matter. Blimey! Phew! What a film.

      (I saw the early subtitled version as they hadn't got round to making a dubbed version; it was originally recorded in Strine.)
      I believe Sheila then went on to star in Shashlicking Frenzy Vol. III.
      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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        #162993
        Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
        Morning drivellers
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          #162994
          Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
          No email, phone or internet? Are they in the dark ages?
          Probably a Defence site.
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            #162995
            Originally posted by zeitghost View Post


            Morning all

            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              #162996
              Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
              Morning BI
              Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                #162997
                Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                My scriptwriting service is at your disposal



                Those movies have a plot?
                Yes.

                Roughly in this order:

                BJ.

                Muff diving.

                (the order of these is interchangable... for the more adventurous, 69).

                Muff pumping.

                Bum pumping.

                Atm. (for the yuk response).

                Money shot.


                HTH.
                Last edited by zeitghost; 14 May 2009, 08:34. Reason: Forgot the crucial bit...

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                  #162998
                  Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                  Morning Zeity

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                    #162999
                    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post

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                      #163000
                      Morning everyone
                      Bazza gets caught
                      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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