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So you've done TWO things today. Well done!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Did the sight of the other one spit-roasting over an open fire put him off do you think?Originally posted by zeitghost View PostI just had another esteemed customer appear.
Happily, he's just buggered off again...
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It periodically rattles stuff, so I assume so...Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostIs it awake?Comment
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OMIGOD.
"Case Notes", Radio 4, with Dr Mark Porter.
Lady Doctor is explaining how to soap up your beasts in the shower, check for lumps, examine the nipples...
Mark Porter's voice when a bit squeaky.
So has mine.
Go catch it on Listen Again. About 8 minutes in.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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It's a bit foreign and may disagree with me...Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostWhy not just eat it?
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AfternoonOriginally posted by NickFitz View PostAfternoon denizens
Just got an updated project plan - looks like I'm here until late November at the earliest

That's excellent news
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I did notice the milky tea colour, thank you,Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
Hope you liked the special colouring of your handle....
Ooh, she said 'soapy breasts' again.
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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ResultOriginally posted by NickFitz View PostAfternoon denizens
Just got an updated project plan - looks like I'm here until late November at the earliest
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Milky tea?Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostI did notice the milky tea colour, thank you,
Ooh, she said 'soapy breasts' again.
Looks like dark chocolate on this monitor...Comment
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