That's the type of violence that's accompanied by classical music such as Beethoven's Ode to Joy etc.
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Annnnnnnnnnnnnd...?Originally posted by zeitghost View PostHowever, the lustee was in here just now on her trek back down to her office...
Damn, too late, he's gone.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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I have the flu
I'm sure it's not swine variant but if I disappear off TPD for a long time then I may have been wrong
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Ha ha!
I've been put forward for a local gig on 25% more than my "lowest comfortable" rate.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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local though innitOriginally posted by BrowneIssue View PostHa ha!
I've been put forward for a local gig on 25% more than my "lowest comfortable" rate.
Every Saint has a past, Every Sinner a future"

Originally Posted by Pogle
I wasnt really into men at the time - IYKWIM
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Like a rash of huge spots?Originally posted by voodooflux View PostI did distract them with a packet of custard doughnuts though.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post'ola
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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What a numpty!Originally posted by zeitghost View PostI've taken the precaution of disconnecting the battery pack from his robot now that he's legged it.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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