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    #152401
    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post


    208 hours processing a SETI@Home data packet and it just failed with a computation error!

    Arseholes!
    Maybe that's what *they* want you to think - maybe you found something! (<- men in black)
    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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      #152402
      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
      Don't you know anything? All rubber ducks are called Henry. Everyone knows that.
      Hello RC
      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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        #152403
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          #152404
          Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
          Evening (again)

          Or would "Morning" be more apt?


          Too soon.

          I reckon morning starts when Scourer firsts posts on TPD.
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            #152405
            Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
            I agree.

            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              #152406
              Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
              Don't you know anything? All rubber ducks are called Henry. Everyone knows that.
              Hi RC

              I stand corrected

              Mine has been a life of deprivation and limitation; I have never possessed a rubber duck, and am therefore uninformed about these matters

              I have to make do with my (cruelly derided) apes, elephants, and serpents - although "make do with" should actually read "rejoice in"

              Rubber Ducks FTW! BTW

              When I went to Google for that story I initially typed an i instead of a u in the word "ducks" before correcting myself. I have no intention of finding out what the results for that search would be

              I definitely wouldn't go for the "I'm Feeling Lucky" option - the consequences could be most
              BTW, has anybody else noticed that the tooltip (i.e. the value of the "title" attribute) over is now upper-cased? I may be wrong, but I think that's a recent change.

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                #152407
                Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                ...Google for that story...
                I'm actually rather pleased with the terms I chose for that search - although I should probably be congratulating Google for realising that I wanted an article I read years ago (on paper) and making it the first result

                I can't remember where it was, but the other day somebody said "When it comes to {x} I feel like I'm AltaVista to everybody else's Google"

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                  #152408
                  Code:
                  <html>
<head>
<title>ASP 500 Error</title>
<style>
BODY  { FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt;
        BACKGROUND: #ffffff; COLOR: #000000;
        MARGIN: 15px; }
H2    { FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #ff0000; }
TABLE { BACKGROUND: #000000; PADDING: 5px; }
TH    { BACKGROUND: #0000ff; COLOR: #ffffff; }
TR    { BACKGROUND: #cccccc; COLOR: #000000; }
</style>
</head>
<body>

<h2 align="center">An Error Occured</h2>

<p align="center">An error occurred processing the page you requested. Please visit the home page<br>
<!--Please see the details below for more information.</p>

<div align="center"><center>

<table>

  <tr>
    <th nowrap align="left" valign="top">COM Error Number</th>
    <td align="left" valign="top">-2147217871 (0x80040E31)</td>
  </tr>

  <tr>
    <th nowrap align="left" valign="top">File Name</th>
    <td align="left" valign="top">/Default.asp</td>
  </tr>

  <tr>
    <th nowrap align="left" valign="top">Line Number</th>
    <td align="left" valign="top">204</td>
  </tr>

  <tr>
    <th nowrap align="left" valign="top">Brief Description</th>
    <td align="left" valign="top">[Microsoft][ODBC SQL Server Driver]Timeout expired</td>
  </tr>

</table>

--></center></div>

</body>
</html>


                  Why is that an <h2> when it's clearly an <h1>?

                  Still, it's good of them to include information that assists in understanding the attack vectors on their server in an HTML comment

                  EDIT: it's also nice to see that they've got the opening <div align="center"><center> inside the comment, yet the closing </center></div> are outside the comment... and furthermore, the closing </p> of the public face of the error message is also inside the comment

                  FAIL is the only conclusion I can draw from all of this...

                  EDIT AGAIN: Occurred (in the <h2>, although it's correct in the <p>)
                  Last edited by NickFitz; 8 March 2009, 05:51. Reason: more fail

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                    #152409
                    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post


                    Too soon.

                    I reckon morning starts when Scourer firsts posts on TPD.

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                      #152410
                      Morning all

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