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    That's the type of violence that's accompanied by classical music such as Beethoven's Ode to Joy etc.

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      Usually played by Walter (later Wendy) Carlos on his/her synth.

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        So....



        Byeeee



        <wanders away humming Ode to Joy to himself>

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          Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
          However, the lustee was in here just now on her trek back down to her office...
          Annnnnnnnnnnnnd...?

          Damn, too late, he's gone.
          Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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            I have the flu

            I'm sure it's not swine variant but if I disappear off TPD for a long time then I may have been wrong

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              Ha ha!

              I've been put forward for a local gig on 25% more than my "lowest comfortable" rate.
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                Ha ha!

                I've been put forward for a local gig on 25% more than my "lowest comfortable" rate.
                local though innit
                Every Saint has a past, Every Sinner a future"


                Originally Posted by Pogle
                I wasnt really into men at the time - IYKWIM

                HTH

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                  Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                  I did distract them with a packet of custard doughnuts though.
                  Like a rash of huge spots?
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                    'ola
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                      I've taken the precaution of disconnecting the battery pack from his robot now that he's legged it.
                      What a numpty!
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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