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Back from a brief w*rk interlude. Fully prepped for the deployment now this afternoon.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Morning GALOriginally posted by zeitghost View Post
Morning all...

How's stuff?
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I gave up shaving last year. Got beyond the "itchy beard phase" and never looked back.Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostI'm really losing the will to live with the work at clientco, its soooo boring and handle churning.
I've not even bothered to shave this morning eitherWhere are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
Reminds me of the operators at a plant where I worked who didn't know what "erroneous" meant but all knew what "erogenous" meant...

Pictures/diagrams is the solution I think - I can think of one for "it's f**ked"
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Be gentle with himOriginally posted by zara_backdog View PostOH - Window cleaners just arrived. Must have smelt the kettle !
See you later !
Does he have a moustache and foreign accent?
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Morning squireOriginally posted by DaveB View PostMorning drivellers.
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Morning. Where is you erstwhile compatriot HC these days? Did he shag the wrong secretary or something?Originally posted by voodooflux View PostMorning squire
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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