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[voodooflux]

Problem solved then. Claim not to be hungry when you get home, wait till she goes out then pop down the chippy for the aforementioned comestibles!

Genius.

[FiveTimes]

But will she want you to pick her up later ?

Nope her friends husband has the job of collecting the drunken wenches. It gets quite messy sometimes and I don't get to see that as I have to stay in making sure DD1&2 are fast asleep

Plus I won't be able to drive after a couple of cans

[FiveTimes]

Problem solved then. Claim not to be hungry when you get home, wait till she goes out then pop down the chippy for the aforementioned comestibles!

I like your thinking

and I could have some chili as a scooby snack later

[zara_backdog]

Nope her friends husband has the job of collecting the drunken wenches. It gets quite messy sometimes and I don't get to see that as I have to stay in making sure DD1&2 are fast asleep

Plus I won't be able to drive after a couple of cans

I've used that one -

Can't pick ya up luv- i've 'ad a bit of a liittle drink - hic !

[voodooflux]

I like your thinking

and I could have some chili as a scooby snack later

Brilliant! I may have to pop to Morrisons on the way home to pick up some ales (and another "pork scratching kit"). Then again, I might just head over to the Purity brewery and pick up a mini-keg. Or two. Unfortunately the mini-keg's have to "stand" for 24 hours, which means I'll be stuck on the leftover John Smiths from Christmas tonight.

[zeitghost]

Diddley dum de doh

[zeitghost]

And with that, ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats for...

Smutty Friday!!!!

El VooDooFlux

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Merely for completeness or something

*subject to revision in the event of newbie posts...


There goes another mahogany tree...

[zara_backdog]

Aye, although it also sounds like they'll be flexible on how we make the extra 3 hours up, so I *might* just come in earlier each day instead. I really like my Friday afternoon off.

Sounds like a plan that !

[voodooflux]

There goes another mahogany tree...

Can I have one in quilted maple next time please? Perhaps with a Gibson sunburst effect?

[voodooflux]

Sounds like a plan that !

Could be, although I don't really "do" mornings either