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    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
    Blimey, thought I'd missed that century fo sho.
    yeah, but only 'cos I got sent to put a load of washing on.
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
      Good morning, jammy-pants.
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
        yeah, but only 'cos I got sent to put a load of washing on.
        There was a good 30 second window there for any lurker to jump in - standards are slipping!
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          And to make it worse, it's my Dad's birthday today. So we're off to see him shortly and won't be back until late.

          The likelihood of the 160,000 post not having gone by then is zip diddly squat.

          I won't even get a look in.
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
            Good morning, jammy-pants.


            Jammy-Pants sounds like a brand of Japanese edible underwear. More popular than Marmite-Pants I would imagine.

            Or Cheesey-Pants for that matter
            Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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              Ok, I know that El Reg's rules clearly state "Thou shalt not ask what the IT angle is." but come on!

              Oz bloke in underpants wrestles 'lunatic ninja' roo

              Fair play to the chap though. Tackling a deranged roo at close quarters takes some bottle.
              "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                And to make it worse, it's my Dad's birthday today. So we're off to see him shortly and won't be back until late.

                The likelihood of the 160,000 post not having gone by then is zip diddly squat.

                I won't even get a look in.
                I dunno, 200 posts might be tricky at the current TPD pace in your absence - you bring out the drivel in us!
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                  Ok, I know that El Reg's rules clearly state "Thou shalt not ask what the IT angle is." but come on!

                  Oz bloke in underpants wrestles 'lunatic ninja' roo

                  Fair play to the chap though. Tackling a deranged roo at close quarters takes some bottle.
                  He was lucky to get away with only...

                  ...scratched buttocks and shredded underpants.
                  Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                    Indeed, I really can't muster the enthusiasm to drivel at any length atm
                    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                      Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                      Indeed, I really can't muster the enthusiasm to drivel at any length atm
                      Maybe it's drivel constipation and you need a drivel laxative.
                      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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