Originally posted by DaveB
View Post
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
test please delete
Collapse
This is a sticky topic.
X
X
Collapse
-
-
Back from a brief w*rk interlude. Fully prepped for the deployment now this afternoon.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
-
Morning GALOriginally posted by zeitghost View Post
Morning all...

How's stuff?
Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
-
I gave up shaving last year. Got beyond the "itchy beard phase" and never looked back.Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostI'm really losing the will to live with the work at clientco, its soooo boring and handle churning.
I've not even bothered to shave this morning eitherWhere are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
-
Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
Reminds me of the operators at a plant where I worked who didn't know what "erroneous" meant but all knew what "erogenous" meant...

Pictures/diagrams is the solution I think - I can think of one for "it's f**ked"
Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
-
Be gentle with himOriginally posted by zara_backdog View PostOH - Window cleaners just arrived. Must have smelt the kettle !
See you later !
Does he have a moustache and foreign accent?
Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
-
Morning squireOriginally posted by DaveB View PostMorning drivellers.
Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
-
-
Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
-
Morning. Where is you erstwhile compatriot HC these days? Did he shag the wrong secretary or something?Originally posted by voodooflux View PostMorning squire
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- National Minimum Wage increase: operational for most umbrella staff, but brace for impact Yesterday 09:13
- Contractors, Joint & Several Liability’s unintended consequences are already piling up Mar 18 07:29
- Contractors, did you know self-employed DBS Checks have changed, for the better? Mar 17 07:56
- Offshoring harms already fraught IT contractors. Here’s what ministers can do Mar 16 07:57
- Dividends in 2026/27: an expert’s explainer for contractors Mar 13 07:20
- Dividends in 2026/27: an expert’s explainer for contractors Mar 13 07:04
- Contracting Awards 2026 opens for entries — with new AI category Mar 12 07:26
- Contracting Awards 2026 opens for entries — with new AI category Mar 12 07:26
- Contractors, beware these four traps in the UK’s Statutory Residence Test Mar 11 08:18
- Contractors, beware these four traps in the UK’s Statutory Residence Test Mar 11 00:23

Comment