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    #id
    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    What is the most unusual foodstuff you've stuffed in your nostrils?
    I know a guy who got a sugarpuff stuck up his nose once

    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    Have you ever threaded a condom through your nose and back out through your mouth?
    No........

    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    As a student, I stuffed an entire iceberg lettuce leaf into a nostril, then went down to the local Spar with a mate.

    At the till, I started twitching, then having (fake) convulsions, while snorting, with my mate going 'oh no (to the assistant) it's happening again, (to me) you'll be alright mate, just let it out - have you taken your pills?'

    And then I snorted the whole thing out onto the counter with a splat.

    Was funny at the time.
    Bonkers - officially!!!
    Bazza gets caught
    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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      #id
      Originally posted by realityhack View Post
      Another party trick. Very gross, takes ages for that latex taste to leave.
      Was it used?

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        #id
        Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
        Now is the time to say bye bye....

        Bye bye
        B00med!

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          #id
          virgin media don - I had to drive to find wireless connection...

          bye

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            #id
            Evening denizens

            Free bar at the conference since half past five...

            Better pop down and see if the hotel restaurant can fit me in I think - otherwise I'll have to find a chippy or something

            Caught up with a lot of useful people and met some new ones - a reasonably successful first day, I think

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              #id


              Nobody else been in?

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                #id
                morning all

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                  #id
                  Unemployment 1 %
                  Transport 100 %
                  Criminality 0 %
                  Pollution 0 %

                  pop=1058, rank=192

                  time to update .sig methinks.

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                    #id
                    updated to increasing population

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                      Erk - don't fight.

                      Let's unearth the geeks... Do you like sudoku?
                      Oh yes - I do at least 2 per day plus a killer sudoku. I wrote my own sudoku solving software - plus I applied to be on Carol Voderman's soduku TV show.

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