What is the most unusual foodstuff you've stuffed in your nostrils?
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostWhat is the most unusual foodstuff you've stuffed in your nostrils?
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostHave you ever threaded a condom through your nose and back out through your mouth?
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Originally posted by zeitghost View Post...
At the till, I started twitching, then having (fake) convulsions, while snorting, with my mate going 'oh no (to the assistant) it's happening again, (to me) you'll be alright mate, just let it out - have you taken your pills?'
And then I snorted the whole thing out onto the counter with a splat.
Was funny at the time.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostStrange to relate, er, no.
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostAs a student, I stuffed an entire iceberg lettuce leaf into a nostril, then went down to the local Spar with a mate.
At the till, I started twitching, then having (fake) convulsions, while snorting, with my mate going 'oh no (to the assistant) it's happening again, (to me) you'll be alright mate, just let it out - have you taken your pills?'
And then I snorted the whole thing out onto the counter with a splat.
Was funny at the time.Comment
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