What is the most unusual foodstuff you've stuffed in your nostrils?
							
						
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 Originally posted by realityhack View PostWhat is the most unusual foodstuff you've stuffed in your nostrils?
  
  
  
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 Strange to relate, er, no.Originally posted by realityhack View PostHave you ever threaded a condom through your nose and back out through your mouth?
 
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 As a student, I stuffed an entire iceberg lettuce leaf into a nostril, then went down to the local Spar with a mate.Originally posted by zeitghost View Post...
 
 At the till, I started twitching, then having (fake) convulsions, while snorting, with my mate going 'oh no (to the assistant) it's happening again, (to me) you'll be alright mate, just let it out - have you taken your pills?'
 
 And then I snorted the whole thing out onto the counter with a splat.
 
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 Another party trick. Very gross, takes ages for that latex taste to leave.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostStrange to relate, er, no.
 
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 I think you had to be there...Originally posted by realityhack View PostAs a student, I stuffed an entire iceberg lettuce leaf into a nostril, then went down to the local Spar with a mate.
 
 At the till, I started twitching, then having (fake) convulsions, while snorting, with my mate going 'oh no (to the assistant) it's happening again, (to me) you'll be alright mate, just let it out - have you taken your pills?'
 
 And then I snorted the whole thing out onto the counter with a splat.
 
 Was funny at the time.   Comment
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