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    #id
    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    Why all the spanking? Is it Friday already?

    When in Rome... (Both cheeks evenly please)
    Oh RH - I'd be happy to oblige

    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    So is it restaurant night tonight? Will you be "giving" afterwards?

    Don't forget to wear your negligee afterwards - it worked a treat last Saturday...

    How far am I away from getting a paddle round the head?
    Restaurant tonight and maybe cinema...

    You have a little way to go - if I told you BP, it wouldn't be as effective...
    Bazza gets caught
    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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      #id
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      The numpties are taking over at ClientCo! I am the most normal one here - that should tell you how bad things are....
      I feel for you.
      The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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        #id
        Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View Post
        And, more to the point IMO, how does one go about extracting the oil from a baby? Centrifuge? Fractional distillation?
        Squeezing
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

        CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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          #id
          Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View Post
          I feel for you.
          But it is lunchtime and I am getting some Light Relief for a while

          Will anyone notice if I post here until 2pm?

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            #id
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            How much babyoil is needed for that?
            It depends if wrong holeio is involved

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              #id
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              But it is lunchtime and I am getting some Light Relief for a while

              Will anyone notice if I post here until 2pm?

              You mean as distinct from the other 22 hours you post in Light Relief?
              It's Deja-vu all over again!

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                #id
                Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View Post
                And, more to the point IMO, how does one go about extracting the oil from a baby? Centrifuge? Fractional distillation?
                I think I did that for my Chemistry O level - but so long ago I forgot...

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post
                  You mean as distinct from the other 22 hours you post in Light Relief?
                  I did try to break my tpd addiction after the post count thingy - I think I lasted 3 hours...

                  If CM would just stop or wear something other than the nun's outfit I think I could leave.

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    I did try to break my tpd addiction after the post count thingy - I think I lasted 3 hours...

                    If CM would just stop or wear something other than the nun's outfit I think I could leave.
                    Now now, sweetheart, you and I both know that simply isn't the case - you'd be here anyway
                    Bazza gets caught
                    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post
                      Probably not that far away at all.......

                      But you're feeding her addiction to paddling don't you see.....
                      Of course - I should have realized - I am a man and therefore at fault.

                      If a man posts in cuk and no woman reads it - is he still wrong?

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