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    I'm jealous.

    My user interfaces give people electric shocks.

    Needless to say, I'm not a Windoze programmer.

    Though I've worked through Petzold an alarming number of times now.

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      He's gone...

      Will now look at the idea I gave him.

      Deep joy.

      Back tomorrow.

      I can hardly wait.

      Though he does seem to achieve something, with much assistance.

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        The other guy has turned up at 12:25 and 12:35... then is surprised that I go for lunch at one.

        Both times he hasn't bothered returning.

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          Enough!

          I'm going home.


          Byeeeeee



          I wonder if the hd in naughty pc will behave tonight.

          If so, I'll backup every thing that's on it.

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            Bye sweety zeity
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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              The Rolling Stones have arrived

              Very noisy out there now...

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                Hey boys -

                I am back, cancelled my date, I am too tired from last night....
                Bazza gets caught
                Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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                  Ronnie Wood is currently standing just beneath the office window having his picture taken

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                    Time to pack up for the day.

                    Project is turning into tulip all around me. Piss up in brewery doesn't even come close - it's taken over a month to NOT come up with the figures for working out how much it will cost to cancel my bit of the project.

                    F***ing incompentents the lot of them.

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                      Just popped out... all the paparazzi are standing on little ladders just outside the front door

                      When somebody famous turns up they're dropped off just by there, and then this big chap walks backwards in front of them, stopping every six feet or so and pointing at the ground. They stop there smiling at the cameras and striking poses for a few seconds, then walk on... and he walks backwards a bit more, then points at the ground again, and they stop and do it all over again

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