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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostI'm a giver
Don't forget to wear your negligee afterwards - it worked a treat last Saturday...
How far am I away from getting a paddle round the head?Comment
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostWhy all the spanking? Is it Friday already?
When in Rome... (Both cheeks evenly please)
I have loads of work to do - anyone want some of mine? I need someone with a maths degree who likes highly exotic options.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostSo is it restaurant night tonight? Will you be "giving" afterwards?
Don't forget to wear your negligee afterwards - it worked a treat last Saturday...
How far am I away from getting a paddle round the head?Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIsn't it obvious?
Hello EO How are you?
I'm well thanks mate - how are you?The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to graveComment
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostShe's hoping to slide down the fireman's pole with her silky, smooth soft legsComment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostHow far am I away from getting a paddle round the head?
But you're feeding her addiction to paddling don't you see.....
You've got to be cruel to be kind so if you stop making all these racy comments she'll soon give it up and go on to far healthier pursuits...like....oh...squirrel bothering
(yes RH I know you'd like her to start bothering you!)It's Deja-vu all over again!Comment
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Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View PostPatently.
I'm well thanks mate - how are you?Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostHow much babyoil is needed for that?The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to graveComment
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