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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostThe doctor told me. I had them inspected ready for the snip. she had a grope then said "things are not quite in the usual place - you will need a general".
I didnt want to ask too much really as everything has always appeared to work.
Been there a few times...chemical accident I'll say no more. I can now think of some really horriffic stuff to turn me off when needed.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postthough I have never been premature. in fact I would say I am retarded. but women seem to like that - though after 5 hours some get a bit cheesed off...Comment
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostIt takes 5 hours to open a condom packet? Geez. I thought I was unskilledBazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by cailin maith View Post5 hours.... crikey, I'd be well asleep by then!!
Would be even worse if you woke up in the morning to find someone in bed with you smoking a hamlet say "You were amazing".Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postdamned support call come in now - f**king users. 2@s the lot of em...Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostAfternoon denizens
Back to work now... ho hum...Comment
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
Would be even worse if you woke up in the morning to find someone in bed with you smoking a hamlet say "You were amazing".Comment
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