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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostI don't know. Last week I was on the can and......

I am pleased you stopped there - CM will be pleaed too at your empathy with pregnant women.
My gf is v v pleased she was sterilized during her c-section - said being pregnant was worse she had EVER felt by a v v long way.Comment
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Plus it save you having your balls operated onOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostMy gf is v v pleased she was sterilized during her c-section - said being pregnant was worse she had EVER felt by a v v long way.
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Originally posted by Bear View PostMight just see if I can arrange for a removal quote
Any recommendations?
Pickfords.
Also, don't use cats (Work Safe)Comment
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indeed! I was going to have that done after the divorce(5 years ago) - but the gf's infertility persuaded me otherwise.Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostPlus it save you having your balls operated on
plus the fact that I have unusual nads and it would be exceptionally painful - general anaesthetic required.Comment
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Is your nick name womble by any chance.Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postplus the fact that I have unusual nads and it would be exceptionally painful - general anaesthetic required.
How the hell do you work out you have unusual nads?Comment
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Can I be bovvered?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI really should get back to work...Comment
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The doctor told me. I had them inspected ready for the snip. she had a grope then said "things are not quite in the usual place - you will need a general".Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostIs your nick name womble by any chance.
How the hell do you work out you have unusual nads?
I didnt want to ask too much really as everything has always appeared to work.Comment
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