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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    The doctor told me. I had them inspected ready for the snip. she had a grope then said "things are not quite in the usual place - you will need a general".

    I didnt want to ask too much really as everything has always appeared to work.
    though I have never been premature. in fact I would say I am retarded. but women seem to like that - though after 5 hours some get a bit cheesed off...

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      damned support call come in now - f**king users. 2@s the lot of em...

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        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        The doctor told me. I had them inspected ready for the snip. she had a grope then said "things are not quite in the usual place - you will need a general".

        I didnt want to ask too much really as everything has always appeared to work.
        So who did you think about to avoid "that" situtation.

        Been there a few times...chemical accident I'll say no more. I can now think of some really horriffic stuff to turn me off when needed.

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          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          though I have never been premature. in fact I would say I am retarded. but women seem to like that - though after 5 hours some get a bit cheesed off...
          It takes 5 hours to open a condom packet? Geez. I thought I was unskilled

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            Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
            It takes 5 hours to open a condom packet? Geez. I thought I was unskilled
            5 hours.... crikey, I'd be well asleep by then!!
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              5 hours.... crikey, I'd be well asleep by then!!


              Would be even worse if you woke up in the morning to find someone in bed with you smoking a hamlet say "You were amazing".

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                Afternoon denizens

                Back to work now... ho hum...

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                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  damned support call come in now - f**king users. 2@s the lot of em...
                  sorted. another set of users given a good raking.

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                    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                    Afternoon denizens

                    Back to work now... ho hum...
                    bye Nick

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                      Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post


                      Would be even worse if you woke up in the morning to find someone in bed with you smoking a hamlet say "You were amazing".
                      that has never happened to me(yet) - has it happened to you?

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