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though I have never been premature. in fact I would say I am retarded. but women seem to like that - though after 5 hours some get a bit cheesed off... -
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So who did you think about to avoid "that" situtation.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostThe doctor told me. I had them inspected ready for the snip. she had a grope then said "things are not quite in the usual place - you will need a general".
I didnt want to ask too much really as everything has always appeared to work.
Been there a few times...chemical accident I'll say no more. I can now think of some really horriffic stuff to turn me off when needed.Comment
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It takes 5 hours to open a condom packet? Geez. I thought I was unskilledOriginally posted by BrilloPad View Postthough I have never been premature. in fact I would say I am retarded. but women seem to like that - though after 5 hours some get a bit cheesed off...
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5 hours.... crikey, I'd be well asleep by then!!Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostIt takes 5 hours to open a condom packet? Geez. I thought I was unskilled
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by cailin maith View Post5 hours.... crikey, I'd be well asleep by then!!

Would be even worse if you woke up in the morning to find someone in bed with you smoking a hamlet say "You were amazing".Comment
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sorted. another set of users given a good raking.Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postdamned support call come in now - f**king users. 2@s the lot of em...Comment
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bye NickOriginally posted by NickFitz View PostAfternoon denizens
Back to work now... ho hum...
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that has never happened to me(yet) - has it happened to you?Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
Would be even worse if you woke up in the morning to find someone in bed with you smoking a hamlet say "You were amazing".Comment
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