test please delete

[Diver]

Used to really piss me off, the Prep Book

Although I did get quite good at forging my father's initials... looking back, I realise that he obviously knew what I'd done when it finally occurred to him that I hadn't got him to sign it for a few days... but he's never been averse to a bit of ingenuity, as long as it doesn't involve any important dishonesty...

He once showed me how to tape pens together to reduce the effort involved in doing lines (no, not what you drug-addled youngsters mean by that). I pointed out that the spacing was incorrect for the feint rules on the file paper provided by the school, and demonstrated how to insert shims to make it look convincing.

He left me to it after that

I used to bribe or bully other kids into doing mine

[Diver]

I feel really guilty now

[NickFitz]

Yes, I know I keep saying "go to" but I'm not a COBOL programmer any more so I AM allowed to. Now go to sleep.

GOTO

[Diver]

My days in school ended when I was 14. I left and got a job. went into the Navy a couple of years later

[Diver]

GOTO

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Then

[Diver]

Next


Then

Debug

[NickFitz]

Motivated by greed, you are. Avaricious. Not like those permies, motivated by having a comfy chair.

seat on the board in twenty years if you don't have a heart attack first

[Diver]

GOTO

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Then

See PM Immediately

[Diver]

Have to get up soon

[Diver]

The alarm will be going off in 2 an 3/4 hours