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Sounds very nasty, Diver...Originally posted by Diver View PostHad to change the outer bandage when I woke up, it was soaked with yuck from the wound
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Are you serious?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostThis is my 174th post today! God am I sad...
You'll need to borrow DS23's strait jacket if you keep on like that
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostNice one!

You can tell how tired I am - I never even saw it coming
I'm off - enough of screens for one evening, I'm going to drink beer and read the paper, whilst occasionally flirting mildly with the barmaids

Night all

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postnight all
BTW I did 180 CUK posts today!
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He doesn't need it anymore, he's got a nice padded cell nowOriginally posted by zeitghost View PostAre you serious?
You'll need to borrow DS23's strait jacket if you keep on like that


I can hear him through the wall
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Well, it has been an interesting two days on here, hasn't it
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Originally posted by Diver View PostThreaten to go on a go slow and spend your days posting on here. that should convince them to give you that £30,000 a year pay rise, you undoubtedly deserve

If I went any slower I'd seize up...
How anyone could spend 37 years doing this sort of thing is beyond me...
Though I can now appreciate how you can just watch the years go slowly by...
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Is that the meaning of "interesting" that one finds in the Ancient Chinese curse, "may you live in interesting times"...Originally posted by Diver View PostWell, it has been an interesting two days on here, hasn't it
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