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    they tried to remove ventilator - but did not work. will try again tomorrow. she is stioll stable but I (obviously) would like her to get better sooner...

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      Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
      Actually. I am in possession of the greatest pulling tool known to man.

      A Scania. I have this theory that all women secretly want to drive a lorry - just to try it out.

      The amount of times I get asked at stores (when I am driving) to let some usually foxy youngster chick take the lorry down the yard and back.

      Of course there is a sliding scale of how foxy the person wanting to do said driving is and how willing I am to saying yes. Got to work on the driving position though - needs to be more "Ghost" like.

      Plus the good thing about pulling in a wagon is that there is already a bed in there for some bonus.


      Come to think of it there is also a microwave, fridge, kettle etc so she can make breakfast the morning after as well. Genius.
      Where can I buy a Scania?

      Scania was my plan B until my back went...

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        I got one of those emails today telling me I had a Moron Tax rebate, also known as a win on the lottery.

        Unfortunately I can't remember my password for their site so I can't log in and find out how much I've won

        As I haven't got enough of the main draw numbers for a tenner, I'm assuming it's two quid on Dream Number.

        Ho hum

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          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          did I say? my mother punched a doctor!


          Definitely improving then

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            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            So what was this non related stuff?

            I assume you read the Lucy thread where I spelt out my issues? My stuff is mostly non work.

            At least you are single. You should be happy...
            Lucy thread? My 2 major activities on CUK are TPD and flirting with the girlies. Don't really do much else.

            I must admit being single does lead to much less of a head ****. Less sex as well but at least I don't have to remember any dates in particular.

            There are a few good reasons why I have been single by choice for well for ******* ever...but not going into those.

            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            vouch for you? you mean your mum?
            You have no idea how much of a smart ass answer I have to that but I can't use it (nothing related to you or nasty).

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              Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
              I got one of those emails today telling me I had a Moron Tax rebate, also known as a win on the lottery.

              Unfortunately I can't remember my password for their site so I can't log in and find out how much I've won

              As I haven't got enough of the main draw numbers for a tenner, I'm assuming it's two quid on Dream Number.

              Ho hum
              just tell CM you won the lottery and can buy her a new negligeee

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                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                Where can I buy a Scania?

                Scania was my plan B until my back went...
                www.scania.co.uk ?

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                  Originally posted by NickFitz View Post


                  Definitely improving then
                  her brother is a doctor - maybe she thought it was him!

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                    Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
                    ahh - cheers. Now if you can make I back better I will buy one...

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                      Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
                      Lucy thread? My 2 major activities on CUK are TPD and flirting with the girlies. Don't really do much else.

                      I must admit being single does lead to much less of a head ****. Less sex as well but at least I don't have to remember any dates in particular.

                      There are a few good reasons why I have been single by choice for well for ******* ever...but not going into those.



                      You have no idea how much of a smart ass answer I have to that but I can't use it (nothing related to you or nasty).
                      http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...oing-do-3.html
                      runs over a few pages...
                      keep single!

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