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hmmm - I hope it works out.Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostIt really didn't turn out to be as funny as I though....needs more workComment
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Something like that. You know that point when your brain explodes I reached that about 3:30 today.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostA bit like humpty dumpty?
The guy with the broom in my brain is having a real hard job of it
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Bah. Well its better than the last idea I proposed to CM. I think she's trying to pretend she didn't get itOriginally posted by BrilloPad View Posthmmm - I hope it works out.
Contractor Speed Dating! It could be like the new opening for our TPD building.
Basically the idea was to get loads of contractors in a room advertise them as single, lonely and min rates of £400 a day and see how many gold diggers turn up. Then mock them.
I really wonder how much I could charge the GoldDiggas per head for that. Got to speculate to accumulate.
Plan B me thinks.Comment
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostSomething like that. You know that point when your brain explodes I reached that about 3:30 today.
The guy with the broom in my brain is having a real hard job of it
I do know that point - it happens several times per day. But I must keep going...Comment
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Wait...you could turn speed dating into a quiz.
At the end when they send you the numbers of people that put the tick next to each others names you could sell them one digit at at time or letter for e-mail addresses
The better you are at guessing the cheaper the night is for you.
Of course I would provide mr.sockpuppet.random.67shdg.chars@re...glyfluky.co.uk format e-mail addresses free of charge.
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostBasically the idea was to get loads of contractors in a room advertise them as single, lonely and min rates of £400 a day and see how many gold diggers turn up. Then mock them.
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostBah. Well its better than the last idea I proposed to CM. I think she's trying to pretend she didn't get it
Contractor Speed Dating! It could be like the new opening for our TPD building.
Basically the idea was to get loads of contractors in a room advertise them as single, lonely and min rates of £400 a day and see how many gold diggers turn up. Then mock them.
I really wonder how much I could charge the GoldDiggas per head for that. Got to speculate to accumulate.
Plan B me thinks.
seriuosly though, you could charge alot. just dont mention we are all
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Well this wasn't work realted. Other stuff.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI do know that point - it happens several times per day. But I must keep going...
Nothing serious just suprised me off. Must have surprised me more than I thought as I went really unfunny for the afternoon and didn't feel like taking the piss out of the permies.
At one point I seriously thought I was growing a soul.....scary.Comment
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