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1 December 2007, 03:39

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Working on the roof of a house, pointing the stack.
Walked along the crests and one of the crests broke.
slid headfirst down the roof to the edge
managed to get my thumbs in the plastic gutter and stop myself
two of the plastic gutter brackets broke and I was left head down
over the three story drop. waist at the edge of the roof and my arms fully stretched out grasping the wobbling creaking plastic gutter which had ripped away from the fascia.
My brother-in-law held my brothers ankles and slid him down the roof so that he could grab mine.
I climbed back up over their bodies and back to the crest.
I couldn't get on another roof for weeks

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Bloody hell.

How many 'duvet days' have you pulled this year?
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1 December 2007, 03:40

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When was the last time you woke up with little recollection of the previous night's events?

Three times when delirious with malaria

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1 December 2007, 03:40

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Have you ever driven while under the influence, of anything?

At my age? Too right, pal. Up to the 1980s you didn't drive sober. Not the done thing.

I have woken up 50 miles from where I had a glorious p!iss-up and wondered how I was going to get to work without the car, left the house for the bus stop and ... there's the car. Too many times.

I woke up in Epping Forest once, sat on my motorbike. I couldn't even remember which club we had gone to after leaving the pub. I was 30 miles from anywhere I should have been.

Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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1 December 2007, 03:40

Do you donate to a charity on a regular basis?
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1 December 2007, 03:41

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Wednesday.

Are you seriously considering emigrating in the next 10 years?

Yes

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1 December 2007, 03:42

It's nice when you realise you've got a palindrome or a hundred without trying.

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1 December 2007, 03:42

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eek

Bloody hell.

How many 'duvet days' have you pulled this year?

I'm the boss, don't have to pull them

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Do you donate to a charity on a regular basis?

Not any more, sick of the fiddles

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1 December 2007, 03:43

Do you have an inbuilt 'bloke radar' that somehow gets you home after a night on the tiles, regardless of how wasted you are, and wonder how the hell that works? (I know I do)
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How many sexual partners have you had to date?
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