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Yes, CPR for a bar manager who collapsed at a club I used to work in. It was my night off; I tried to order a pint off him and instead he got me to help him away from the bar and collapsed
Soon got him going again, the paramedics carted him off, and I got a free pint
Yikes, nice one - I stopped some bloke chucking himself in front of a train once - he was very angry.
Then you've never got REALLY drunk. Such as when Malibu came out.
"What does that go with?"
"Dunno"
"Barman, Malibu and the optic on the left. Two of."
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"Barman, Malibu and the optic one in from the left. Two of."
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"I ... want ... to ... die ..."
I've been deadly drunk on my dad's wine before. Maaan was I rough. I actually had a medical next day and the nurse actually said "this is the first time I could have got away with the 'there's some blood in your alcohol' gag". Funny bloke.
Have you ever, honestly, felt like you could murder someone, and played it out in your mind - literally being so pissed off with someone you could kill them there and then.
Yes. On the M1 one day about 15 years ago. It had taken about 6 hours to get near Birmingham from London and it was a baking hot summer's day.
A driver cut me up, I tooted the horn and he turned round and wagged his finger at me.
That was all.
And that was when I realised why guns should not be in the hands of the public. If I had had a handgun in the car I WOULD have shot him. Absolutely. No doubt about it.
That realisation scared the living daylights out of me.
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
I so know that feeling. Have you ever gone (or attempted to go) all the way across the optics in a bar?
Yup - when the cricket team I play for won the league and we received the cup, the captain got a pint of beer in the cup then a shot from each of the optics. I was the only one to take 2 drinks from it
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