test please delete

[FiveTimes]

I calling it a day now.. Have a fun weekend and I might pop in saturday/sunday for a quick update.

[realityhack]

Yes, CPR for a bar manager who collapsed at a club I used to work in. It was my night off; I tried to order a pint off him and instead he got me to help him away from the bar and collapsed
Soon got him going again, the paramedics carted him off, and I got a free pint

Yikes, nice one - I stopped some bloke chucking himself in front of a train once - he was very angry.

[To BI or not to BI?]

I suppose when you've got to go, you've got to go... though 53 was a bit young...

Please don't stop Mr. Z. You are the only one who makes sense in here

[Zorba]

Then you've never got REALLY drunk. Such as when Malibu came out.

"What does that go with?"
"Dunno"
"Barman, Malibu and the optic on the left. Two of."
...
"Barman, Malibu and the optic one in from the left. Two of."
...
...
...
"I ... want ... to ... die ..."

I've been deadly drunk on my dad's wine before. Maaan was I rough. I actually had a medical next day and the nurse actually said "this is the first time I could have got away with the 'there's some blood in your alcohol' gag". Funny bloke.

[BrowneIssue]

Have you ever, honestly, felt like you could murder someone, and played it out in your mind - literally being so pissed off with someone you could kill them there and then.

Yes. On the M1 one day about 15 years ago. It had taken about 6 hours to get near Birmingham from London and it was a baking hot summer's day.

A driver cut me up, I tooted the horn and he turned round and wagged his finger at me.

That was all.

And that was when I realised why guns should not be in the hands of the public. If I had had a handgun in the car I WOULD have shot him. Absolutely. No doubt about it.

That realisation scared the living daylights out of me.

[BA to the Stars]

I so know that feeling. Have you ever gone (or attempted to go) all the way across the optics in a bar?

Yup - when the cricket team I play for won the league and we received the cup, the captain got a pint of beer in the cup then a shot from each of the optics. I was the only one to take 2 drinks from it

[NickFitz]

ATTENTION PLEASE

Could BA and Carling please sort out their quotes; it's getting very confusing

Thank you.

[BrowneIssue]

Oi! That was Carling's post!

sorry.

[BA to the Stars]

I calling it a day now.. Have a fun weekend and I might pop in saturday/sunday for a quick update.

Good luck on Sunday

Have a good 'un

[cailin maith]

I calling it a day now.. Have a fun weekend and I might pop in saturday/sunday for a quick update.

Good luck with the fight Monkey,I'll keep my fingers crossed for you!

ATTENTION PLEASE

Could BA and Carling please sort out their quotes; it's getting very confusing

Thank you.

sorry!