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I thought funerals were cancelled?Originally posted by NickFitz View PostMy sister has told my parents they should stop the gardener coming, because he also works as a pallbearer at funerals so might easily pick up the coronavirus.
I pointed out that he’ll probably be too busy with funerals to do any gardening anyway
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didn't you boil them in between?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostNice! I only got beef in red wine. I was allowed to help - peeled potatoes and mashed them.
you're weird.
i worry, sometimes.Comment
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MrsBP doesn't let me near boiling things.Originally posted by BR14 View Postdidn't you boil them in between?
you're weird.
i worry, sometimes.
Yes I am weird.
No you don't worry. You just laugh. But as long as I keep you amused....Comment
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isn't that what this sh1t's all about?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostMrsBP doesn't let me near boiling things.
Yes I am weird.
No you don't worry. You just laugh. But as long as I keep you amused....Comment
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I thought it was blogging in the community....Originally posted by BR14 View Postisn't that what this sh1t's all about?Comment
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Somebody’s got to shovel us all into the plague pits!Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI thought funerals were cancelled?Comment
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over my dead bo................ oh.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostSomebody’s got to shovel us all into the plague pits!Comment
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I’ve been opening them a lot this week - it’s nice to be able to let some fresh air into the place in the morning even if it’s a bit chillyOriginally posted by DoctorStrangelove View PostCelebrating, without doubt, the opening windows.
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