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Kind of defeats the purpose of reducing the risk of another heart attack, thoughOriginally posted by DaveB View PostLie?
I have been meaning to put some effort into restoring my general fitness for some years now, so I suppose I ought to look on this positively
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Speaking of reducing risk, I reduced the risk of my dinner not being awesome to zero by careful selection of ingredients: ham, egg, chips, and beans
The ham was originally for ham toasties but I never got around to making them and it Needed To Be Eaten™
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I'll definitely need to lie about the five-a-day stuff - as I tried to explain, I'd need to eat an extra meal to have any chance of getting to five, and that doesn't really fit with the losing weight scenarioOriginally posted by DaveB View PostLie?
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How about trying to fool your mind (and tastebuds) into thinking this is egg and chips....Originally posted by NickFitz View PostI'll definitely need to lie about the five-a-day stuff

....instead of peach, yoghurt, and apple?
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Somebody on Twitter said that if they'd been handed that plate having been told it was the former, upon discovering it was the latter, "I would cut someone" which seems like a proportional responseOriginally posted by greenlake View PostHow about trying to fool your mind (and tastebuds) into thinking this is egg and chips....

....instead of peach, yoghurt, and apple?
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Tonight's movie mayhem was Live and Let Die (1973), which does an admirable job of adding a large dollop of racism to the usual cocktail of sexism, sadism, and xenophobia
And then The Americans. Only four more to go.
Goodnight all
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