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Originally posted by barrydidit View PostPsyching myself up for a meeting with an utter bellend.
Hi Barry, Can we postpone until 4?
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Popped down to Sainsbury's to get the washing up liquid I forgot on Friday, and a few rolls. Ended up with two bags of shopping
Then, as I got home, a torrential downpour started. I got soaked just walking from the car to the house. Ah well, makes me appreciate the indoors more I suppose
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My trip on Saturday to get a cabbage and some eggs turned into two bags of shopping.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostPopped down to Sainsbury's to get the washing up liquid I forgot on Friday, and a few rolls. Ended up with two bags of shopping
I was then surprised this lunch time to find mushrooms in my fridge...."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Wasn't too bad. This time. Still a bellend though.Originally posted by barrydidit View PostPsyching myself up for a meeting with an utter bellend.Comment
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In other news, I have landlording duties to perform this evening. A report has been received of the 'bulb in my room melt and the metal holder is stuck onto the bulb holder'. No idea what she is wittering on about this time, unless she has somehow procured a 1000 watt incandescent bulb from somewhere. Hopefully, she means the bulb has gone and she hasn't realised it's a bayonet rather than a screw fixing.Comment
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Better safe than sorry, is you "tenant" VietnameseOriginally posted by barrydidit View PostIn other news, I have landlording duties to perform this evening. A report has been received of the 'bulb in my room melt and the metal holder is stuck onto the bulb holder'. No idea what she is wittering on about this time, unless she has somehow procured a 1000 watt incandescent bulb from somewhere. Hopefully, she means the bulb has gone and she hasn't realised it's a bayonet rather than a screw fixing.
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Nah. Some flavour of African. Got the whole (reproduction) native pointy stuff in the lounge to prove it. 9 foot ceilings come in handy with those things, I should imagine. They're not the Zulu type though, somewhere else I can't remember, but wouldn't want to be.Comment
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Nearly six, and the sun has yet to set! Odd to think it was pitch black driving back from Cambridgeshire at this time just four weeks ago
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