Originally posted by Scruff
View Post
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
test please delete
Collapse
This is a sticky topic.
X
X
Collapse
-
-
Goede Middact allemaalOriginally posted by mudskipper View PostGoeie môre, meneer. Hoe gaan dit?
Gaat goed met jullie?Comment
-
Phone interview in a bit which I suspect is going to be a big fat waste of my time.
I suspect the pimp has lied about the extent of my Dutch which I categorically stated was not fluent. Client in question wants someone fluent though the person doing the phone interview does not speak the language. Also got some initial feedback about the CV which the interviewer thinks isn't suited for what they are looking for.
"Must speak fluent cloggy" normally means "foreigners need not apply".
Looks like its lining up to be a pointless exercise!Comment
-
It's cold and has now gone grey."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
-
One has two central heating systems that appear to function.Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
Morning all 
'Tis the long, dark, coffee morning of the soul, waiting for the gasman and the plumber.
Oh deep joy.
Remarkable.
Of course the plumber turned up first, followed 10 mins later by the gasman.Comment
-
Comment
-
Eye test booked for Saturday.
Turns out they were right... if you w**k too hard, you go blind.
OR, not AN…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
-
Grey.Originally posted by SueEllen View PostIt's cold and has now gone grey.
Sunny.
Rainy.
Dry.
Sometimes all four together.
Which is an accomplishment.Comment
-
So Sainsburys has to email me to tell me they are ending brand match on 26th April. I haven't noticed....
Anyway Sainsburys in London seems to attract more thieves than Asda and Waitrose."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
-
Time for lunch. Then it's off down town to the library to mix with the hoi polloi.
I'm feeling a bit betterer than yesterday when I was feeling totally & utterly shagged, but not in a good way.Comment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- National Minimum Wage increase: operational for most umbrella staff, but brace for impact Mar 19 09:13
- Contractors, Joint & Several Liability’s unintended consequences are already piling up Mar 18 07:29
- Contractors, did you know self-employed DBS Checks have changed, for the better? Mar 17 07:56
- Offshoring harms already fraught IT contractors. Here’s what ministers can do Mar 16 07:57
- Dividends in 2026/27: an expert’s explainer for contractors Mar 13 07:20
- Dividends in 2026/27: an expert’s explainer for contractors Mar 13 07:04
- Contracting Awards 2026 opens for entries — with new AI category Mar 12 07:26
- Contracting Awards 2026 opens for entries — with new AI category Mar 12 07:26
- Contractors, beware these four traps in the UK’s Statutory Residence Test Mar 11 08:18
- Contractors, beware these four traps in the UK’s Statutory Residence Test Mar 11 00:23

Comment