Stress is caused by suppressing the desire to punch someone who deserves it.
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Whenever I am not posting in tpd I keep hearing the theme from the muppet show in my head...Comment
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HiyaOriginally posted by norrahe View PostYou on the mainland today?
Yup. I will be departing for the flying bus at about half three.
How's cloggers?Comment
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Just had the ex dean & the bunch who will presumably be bidding for the contract to move this pile of tulipe down the hill in a couple of year's time.Comment
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Such as the oik with his feet on the seat on the train this morning.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostStress is caused by suppressing the desire to terminate with extreme prejudice someone who deserves it.
If I'd had an S&W Model 629 handy he'd have had an extra hole in his head.Comment
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Last meeting of the day cancelled.
HomeTime --1;
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Goodness me, I'll be glad to retire to a life of luxury funded by the Mauve Monkey & his cohort.Comment
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostHiya
Yup. I will be departing for the flying bus at about half three.
How's cloggers?
Cloglike.
Resisting the urge to kill the people I work with as I'm the only non mkting person in the department and I have to deal with fluffy drivel statements all day.Comment
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