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How is it possible to write something that you think is perfect and couldn't possibly upset anyone, have it read by two completely independent people who think it's fine, and STILL manage to piss off the one person it was meant to placate in the first place?
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Because said person is a knobOriginally posted by TheFaQQer View PostHow is it possible to write something that you think is perfect and couldn't possibly upset anyone, have it read by two completely independent people who think it's fine, and STILL manage to piss off the one person it was meant to placate in the first place?
Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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FTFYOriginally posted by SimonMac View PostBecause said person was always going to take offence no matter what you saidmerely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Dinner has been started: sausage casserole, due to there having been a special offer on sausages when I was getting some for my weekend fryup
Still marvelling at the miracle of getting home before sundown. I even stopped off at the chemist's on the way home, and still made it
The days'll have started drawing in again before I'm done at ClientCorp, with this extension
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Ask platypus!Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostHow is it possible to write something that you think is perfect and couldn't possibly upset anyone, have it read by two completely independent people who think it's fine, and STILL manage to piss off the one person it was meant to placate in the first place?

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Beef burger made from beef procured from a local farm in Tong
Probably one of the biggest Burgers I ever had.
Time to relax after a stressful day of doing nothing
Atleast I managed a 20 lap swim
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ms#5 is telling me about a game we used to play when we drove back from school. Apparently, we would make farty noises whenever we saw anyone, based on what we thought their flatulence would sound like. I have no recollection at all of this game, but I think it does sound like it could be fun. Beats imagining people naked
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