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Well there we are then.
Another healthfood tea.
Half a Morrisons Spicy Chicken Pizza, a Chicken Kiev, followed by a Pukka Pie Steak & Kidley pudding.
Yum.
There's no fecking chance I'll ever fit those jeans.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostI'm about to have a quart of Glengettie tea to wash it all down.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostWell there we are then.
Another healthfood tea.
Half a Morrisons Spicy Chicken Pizza, a Chicken Kiev, followed by a Pukka Pie Steak & Kidley pudding.
Yum.
There's no fecking chance I'll ever fit those jeans.
I see the CUK Fat club thread has disappeared into oblivion and I won't be bumping it anytime soon.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostI don't actually like the cut, especially since they don't fit.Comment
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It must be said that I can actually get into the jeans and I can do up the waist (just), and even close the zip, but sitting down has some danger of incipient gelding & getting the "Slim Fit" things off my calves is a work of frigging art, especially if you're hopping around on one leg trying to do it.Comment
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In other other news, today I purchased (for not much more than the £2.99 from Oxfam) a copy of "Patton" that I trust will play for more than 4':23".
And in a charity shoppe I bought a copy of The Stone Tapes, a classic horror from yonks ago.
Probably made round about the time I might have fitted comfortably into those goddamn jeans.Comment
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