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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post


    Now BI will never update them!
    Won't I? OK, then.



    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      He might have updated and not told us?

      About BI was outsourced to Bangalore...


      0870 800 8135

      "Press 1 to create a post
      Press 2 to edit a post
      Press 3 for stats"

      3

      "Press 1 for Top Posters
      Press 2 for Top Drivellers"

      1

      "Please hold while I transfer you to an operator..."


      I can see a Plan B forming...
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        Originally posted by Diver View Post
        Not my fault that I find stats uninteresting. I just have a mental block when it comes to them, even if they include me
        #95759





        Well done!
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
          Was Little Man Tate good then
          #95859





          Well done!
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            I'm getting bored now.

            And I have to get up in the morning.

            G'night!
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
              So who lost the most posts now that LR doesn't count?
              Post counts removed:

              DS23 10,000
              BrilloPad 9,331
              zeitghost 9,262
              Diver 9,224
              BrowneIssue 7,849
              TheFaQQer 7,625
              cailin maith 6,764
              NickFitz 4,853
              FiveTimes 4,464
              Bear 3,954
              Fortune Green 2,209
              DiscoStu 2,023
              Jog On 1,773
              PRC1964 1,497
              n5gooner 1,290
              Troll 1,058
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                WOW! You are SO lucky! I had to watch them on the telly.


                There was an excellent cartoon in the New Yorker after Apollo 11 - as the Lunar Module's upper section was blasting off on its journey up to the Command Module, the side of a crater was revealed to be a piece of draped fabric, the edge of which was being lifted up by a classic alien-style-being with an antenna sprouting from his head. Behind him, beneath the drapery, were girders supporting the fake crater structure, and a crowd of similar aliens.

                The caption: "It's OK, they've gone."

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                  Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                  Post counts removed:

                  DS23 10,000
                  BrilloPad 9,331
                  zeitghost 9,262
                  Diver 9,224
                  BrowneIssue 7,849
                  TheFaQQer 7,625
                  cailin maith 6,764
                  NickFitz 4,853
                  FiveTimes 4,464
                  Bear 3,954
                  Fortune Green 2,209
                  DiscoStu 2,023
                  Jog On 1,773
                  PRC1964 1,497
                  n5gooner 1,290
                  Troll 1,058
                  I got paid for most of those

                  TPD FTW!
                  Last edited by NickFitz; 16 March 2008, 03:39. Reason: Bigger Win!

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                    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post


                    0870 800 8135

                    "Press 1 to create a post
                    Press 2 to edit a post
                    Press 3 for stats"

                    3

                    "Press 1 for Top Posters
                    Press 2 for Top Drivellers"

                    1

                    "Please hold while I transfer you to an operator..."


                    I can see a Plan B forming...
                    I met a friend in the pub tonight who's equipped his home with an IP-based telephone system. He's set up a dedicated menu structure ("Press 1 for goats" and so forth) based on the "You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all different" area of the original Unix adventure game, and transfers all calls from sales/marketing people into it.

                    The longest any of them has wandered around there so far is ten minutes

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                      Originally posted by Diver View Post
                      I suspect there will be a lot less reading to do
                      #95959





                      Well done!
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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