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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    I was actually thinking of screwing a hairspray can top to the palm, that would slot over the gearstick and thus allow me to drive.
    Still too painful for that stunt yet



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      BI in third place now well done
      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        Originally posted by Diver View Post
        I have a nail gun remember
        Yes.

        We remember.

        We also thought that nailing your thumb to something was bad enough...

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          I am really thirsty tonight.
          I am going to crack open another litre of ice cold Tesco UHT semi skimmed milk, my second litre tonight.
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            Originally posted by Diver View Post
            Fed my face and got interested in "Clear & present danger" with Harrison Ford.

            but I've seen it so many times I soon got bored.
            When I wanted to watch that on the telly, there was a power cut about 5 minutes from the end.

            It was a few years until I saw the ending.
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
              Yes.

              We remember.

              We also thought that nailing your thumb to something was bad enough...
              I think that that was just subconscious practice for the main event
              Confusion is a natural state of being

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                Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                We've lost another student.

                He died in a remarkably stupid way... dumb even by local standards.

                He choked to death on 5 fairy cakes in an eating contest.

                34 years old.
                I hope he was pissed out of his head at the time. If so, I can understand it.

                If not, someone needs their arse kicked.

                Either way, it is sad.
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  Originally posted by Diver View Post
                  It was brilliant, it was vivian
                  I loved the bit where Neil was trying to crucify himself & couldn't knock the last nail in...

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                    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                    When I wanted to watch that on the telly, there was a power cut about 5 minutes from the end.

                    It was a few years until I saw the ending.
                    I had something similar happen to me once. Alien Resurrection. I had a pirate copy lent to me. The last ten minutes were missing, it was almost a year later that I got to see the end.
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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                      Originally posted by Diver View Post
                      I like bottom as well

                      I really shouldn't have said that on here
                      Worry not; Xogg likes bottoms too...

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